Don t ride your bike off a ramp
That s more than three bricks high
Don t take that candy from the store
If you ain t got the dime
Don t pick a fight with a little guy
That doesn t talk that much
Don t pick up a cherry-bomb
Thinkin it s a dud
And don t sneak out of a 2 story house
Usin bed sheets as a rope
Don t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it s still runnin ,
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin ,
Save your money, pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses,
If you re sorry tell her so
Don t drink the water in Mexico
Don t ask me how I know

Don t quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Don t bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didn t mean it
Don t lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Don t rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You ain t that busy
You oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa fore he goes
Don t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it s still runnin ,
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin ,
Save your money, pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses,
If you re sorry tell her so
Don t drink the water in Mexico
Don t ask me how I know

Forget your pride buy the roses,
If you love her tell her so,
Don t go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Don t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know

Don't ask me how I know
I just know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin',
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know